Fuhrer Says What?

I just watched a "documentary" investigating the earth-shaterring question of whether Adolf Hitler was a closested homosexual (Hidden Fuhrer). Let's not trivialize the fact that this maniac was responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of people, but really, what was up with Eva Braun? What's German for beard? And hello, cellmates with Rudolph Hess for a year? If we only had such in-depth journalism back in the 30's, WWII, or the holocaust might never have happened. These are the what-ifs of history.

The documentary is basically 90 minutes of homosayswhat? Hitler liked art and opera, therefore, Hitler was gay. Hitler designed the costumes and sets of the Nuremburg rallies. Helloooo. Hitler commissioned Albert Speer to place naked male statuary in the Reich buildings. And so on, this kind of conclusive, irrefutable logic. Reminds me of a college paper someone once wrote that analyzed the Godzilla movies as poltical propaganda by Japanese nationalists to support a constitutional change allowing them to re-form the army (instead of the weak self-defense forces).

Also reminds me of the scene in The Producers where Franz Liebkind says "Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."