Atkin's Nutritionals Files Bankruptcy

One of the most popular diet fads in American history, the company founded by Robert Aktins is filing for bankruptcy. Gee, I wonder why? Who could put up with a diet like that? Seriously, people were limiting themselves to like 25g (100 cal) of carbs per day. Remember the pork rinds? Burgers served without the bun? Freaking morons. I need to set up my llama meat diet company. First, I need to order the llama meat. I have a completely empty freezer. I'll get on it in the morning.